Isnin, 3 Januari 2011

Why is computer better than women?

  1. Computer does not care how you look.
  2. Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.
  3. Computer always wait for you
  4. Computer can’t have PMS.
  5. Computer never forgets your birthday.
  6. Computer can’t compare you to previous user.
  7. Computer did not accept calls from previous users.
  8. Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”
  9. Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”
  10. Computer never start a conversation about marriage.
  11. Computers don’t care if you’re married.
  12. Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.
  13. Computer is simply Start and Shut down.
  14. You can share computer with friends.
  15. Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.
  16. Computer not shave his legs with your razor.
  17. Computer will not call you 100 times a day.
  18. You don’t need to say him that you love him.
  19. Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.
  20. Computer has a warranty.
But for me im still interested with women than computer..hahaha

This entry just for fun. We cannot compare the humans that create by Allah with the things that create by human itself!!

9 ulasan:

iwan_dextrous berkata... x sume pompuan byk kerenah..

Dextrous cyber life

Anisa Hang Tuah berkata...

yes yes
computer has a warranty

but only for a one year


-apis- berkata...

haha..tol2..agree with both of u :)

manna_salwa berkata...

adui.. mcm2..

mcm2 komputer tu better than women, tp..
komputer xley jd bride..



-apis- berkata...

sy stuju 200% ckp cik salwa..x kn nk kawen dgn computer kn..hehe

iPai berkata...

boleh2 jadi bride .. hias2 .. pakaikan skritting, ok wat .. uhuh

misyamissyou berkata...

haha..komputer xde perasaan..perempuan ade meyh..

-apis- berkata...

ipai-lawa ke klu komputer pkai skirt??x da feeling nnt..haha
misyamissyou-betol2.. :)

cik sakdi berkata...

pompuan pon leh shut down gak la, bile tido, diam la dia, HAHA